Tuesday, March 3, 2009

[ Noakhali Online Group ] On The Lighter Side Fuuny Pix




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[greater_noakhali] On The Lighter Side Fuuny Pix




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Deep condolence for the Sadr victims. May Almighty give the family members of victims enough strength to recover from this great loss soon. Let us extend our hand to them the way we can.

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[ Noakhali Online Group ] Pls read the attached file


Pls read the attached file
 
Shohid
 




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[ Noakhali Online Group ] Wah Taj Pictures Story Funny



Wah Taj Pictures Story Funny

kya tum mere liye taj mahal banaoge


zaroor

maine to plot bhi dekh rakha hai

bus tumhare part pe delay hai


Friends agar yeh mail acha lage to reply jarur dena,
Aur apne sare friends ko bejana be mat bulna.

Waiting for your reply.
Your Friend
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[greater_noakhali] Wah Taj Pictures Story Funny



Wah Taj Pictures Story Funny

kya tum mere liye taj mahal banaoge


zaroor

maine to plot bhi dekh rakha hai

bus tumhare part pe delay hai


Friends agar yeh mail acha lage to reply jarur dena,
Aur apne sare friends ko bejana be mat bulna.

Waiting for your reply.
Your Friend
Samia.Khan



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Deep condolence for the Sadr victims. May Almighty give the family members of victims enough strength to recover from this great loss soon. Let us extend our hand to them the way we can.

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[ Noakhali Online Group ] Fw: A Beautiful Hadiths

 

 

 

 

 

 

ASSALAAMU ALAIKUM W. W........

 

A Beautiful Hadith

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said: 'When a man dies and his relatives are busy in funeral, there stands an extremely handsome man by his head. When the dead body is shrouded, that man gets in between the shroud and the chest of the deceased.

 

When after the burial, the people return home, 2 angels, Munkar and Nakeer(names of two special Angels), come in the grave and try to separate this handsome man so that they may be able to interrogate the dead man in privacy about his faith. But the handsome man says, 'He is my companion, he is my friend. I will not  leave him alone in any case. If you are appointed for interrogation, do your job. I cannot leave him until I get him admitted into Paradise '.

 

Thereafter he turns to his dead companion and says, 'I am the Qura'an, which you used to read, sometimes in a loud voice and sometimes in a low voice. Do not worry. After the interrogation of Munkar and Naker, you will have no grief.'

 

When the interrogation is over, the handsome man arranges for him from Al-Mala'ul A'laa (the angels in Heaven) silk bedding filled with musk.

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said: 'On the Day of Judgement, before Allah, no other Intercessor will have a greater status than the Qura'an, neither a Prophet nor an angel.'

 

Please keep forwarding this 'Hadith' to all ....because

 

Rasulullah (Sallallahu alaihe wasallam) said:

 

'Pass on knowledge from me even if it is only one verse'.

 

May Allah bestow this favour on all of us.

 

AMEEN

 

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We
are praying that the following message in the next seven days would reach at least FIVE MILLION Muslims all over the world, Insha-Allah. Please forward this message TODAY to your friends and relatives and earn abundant Rewards from Allah Subhanahu watala.

SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)

The one who disdains prayers (Salat) will receive Fifteen punishments from
Allah.
Six punishments in this lifetime
Three while dying
Three in the grave &
Three on the Day of Judgment.


THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE
:
1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate)
2. Allah does not accept his plea (Dua's)
3. Allah erases the features of good people from his face.
4. He will be detested by all creatures on earth.
5. Allah does not reward him for his good deeds. (No thawab)
6. He will not be included in the Dua's of good people.

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING
:
1. He dies humiliated.
2. He dies hungry.
3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty..

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE
:
1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other.
2.. Allah pours on him fire with embers.
3. Allah sets on him a snake called 'the brave', 'the bold' which hits him from morning until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground.

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT
:
1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.
2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down..
3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.
Note: If you get this copy, please make copies of it and distribute them among all Muslims. You will be earning a Reward as well as helping to show your brother the Right Path. May Allah give guidance to all of us.
AAMEEN!!!!!! !
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THOSE WHO DO NOT SAY THEIR PRAYERS OF:
FAJR
: the glow of their face is taken away.

ZUHR
: the blessing of their income is taken away.
ASR
: the strength of their body is taken away.
MAGHRIB
: they are not benefited by their children.
'ISHA
: the peace of their sleep is taken away.

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THE HOLY QUR'AN:
'Say Your Prayers Before Prayers For You Are Said'.

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BROTHERS AND SISTERS, if you  

1. Let this e-mail sit in your mailbox or delete it, no curse or whatever may happen to you (Insha-Allah)
2. Forward this e-mail to a number of people you know and by the grace of Allah you shall be blessed for each person you forward this email to.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, Please do your best!!!  

May the infinite mercies and blessings of almighty Allah be upon us (Ameen)
Insha-Allah



 



--
يا مقلب القلوب ثبت قلبي على دينك‏
"oh turner of the hearts, turn my heart towards the deen."

 

 

 Regards,

Emdad

 

 

 






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[noakhaliweb] Fw: From an Army Officer:



 

From an Army Officer:

Our beloved People of Bangladesh:

Take the salute of Bangladesh Army. We know that you feel now how much you were bluffed at Pilkhana by the so called "cause" of the BDR jawans on 25th February 2009. You at first thought that they were right...they were deprived. But you see, we are the army, given birth, trained and fed by the people's money. we can never betray our people, our nation. if we wanted, we could bring martial law in the country on 1/11 or anytime after that.

Here is the true story of BDR:

1. Before 2002, only very average army officers were posted to BDR. Those officers used to pass time and wait for retirement. the scenario was changed in late 2002, when army started to pump in outstanding oficers to BDR to shape up the national border and curb cross-border crime and smuggling. If you plz recall, Phencidil was introduced by india in Bangladesh across benapole in the mid 1980s at the cost of Tk 2 per bottle. once they captured our young brains, they rose the price gradually and now they have phency factories all along Bangladesh border only to supply to Bangladesh. this is just an example of cross-border crime. so, to guard our beloved land, army started pumping very good officers into BDR. Before 2002, the BDR jawans were very rich through the earning of smuggling. their sepoys and naiks and havilders had buildings and house that even officers can only dream of. After 2002, smuggling and its sharing by BDR jawans started coming down. capture of smuggling figures, if you can manage, will rightly prove that.. therefore the young BDR jawans that were pictured from pilkhana were the young ppl with 5-10 years of service who couldn't earn from smuggling. their seniors told them, "You see, we have made house when we were sepoy, but you can't have now because army officers are making money and not sharing with you." this is theme they used to motivate the young jawans.

2. whenever there is an encounter with BSF, always we are the winner. Plz remeber the incidents of Roumari, Padua etc.. But all that appear in media is about our casualty only, rightly for the purpose of diplomacy principle. as long as army officers lead BDR, BSF will never win any single battle, they will always be in the loser's end and india will not be able to pump in drugs, fake currency and other harmful things into Bangladesh. the DADs of BDR are the worst losers. they are educated officers but can't do anything because of army officers.

3. If you take another glance of Point 1 and 2 above, you will realise that if you were the enemy of Bangladesh, you would surely do the folowing:

• Capitalise on point 1 to motivate DADs and young BDR jawans against the army officers
• if BCS officers are posted, the shrewd DADs would be able to easily bluff the innocent and educated BCS officers, threat them, and earn money.

4. this is the point on which our enemy used to motivate and raise the point of "nirjaton and bonchona" by army officers. If there were any such "bonchona and nirjaton" in this new millennium, could it be kept hidden from your eyes and from the eyes of international media and also from the people of Bangladesh? IMPOSSIBLE!

5. Now come to 25th February:
• RAB arrives at Pilkhana gate at about 10am and ready to move in. Home Ministry said a stubborn "No".
• Troops of Mirpur Cantt and Dhaka Cantt arrives at Pilkhana by 11:30am. they seek permission to go in. Again a big "No"
• Innocent Media people, bluffed by the BDR jawans, focus to the nation the good side or the "right cause" of rebellion BDR. they ask for BCS officers....!!!
• Govt sends nanok and others and they enter courageously into BDR Pilkhana and safely come back and they are not held hostage.
• At 4:30pm, army tanks are ready to go in, briefing done, again a big "No". The army is told to go 3 km away from Pilkhana.
• Night comes. sahara and nanok enter BDR and all lights are off. sahara visits families of army officers without nanok as seen on TV channels through BTV footage. she does not, we repeat DOES NOT meet any army officer of BDR.
• media people telecast live sound of firing from inside Pilkhana when sahara is inside.
• sahara comes out and faces the media. some channel representative asks her "Apni jokhon vitorey chilen, amra goolir shobdo shunlam, apni shunen ni?" she say "No. I did not hear any firing". sahara did not mention anything about the 168 officers inside, nor the media asked her where were the officers.
• THIS WAS BECAUSE AT THAT TIME BDR WAS COMPLETING THE TOTAL KILLING OF ALIVE OFFICERS AND THIER FAMILIES UNDER THE EYES OF NANOK AND MASS GRAVES WERE BEING PREPARED. Please refer to the Ntv exclusive with major Mokarram on 28th evening. He said that he heard the voice of home minister entering into the kote when he was surrounded by BDR gunmen.
• IG police freely moved in because his daughter and son in law capt haider was inside. he ensured the rescue of his daughter, married 82 days earlier.
• only police is allowed to enter pilkhana and throughout the night they find only 7 dead bodies and suggest that search could not be done due to darkness.
• NON-MILITARY AMBULANCES ENTER AND LEAVE PILKHANA A NUMBER OF TIMES AND TAKES AWAY SO MANY DEAD BODIES...BUT THE TOTAL STILL REMAINS 7. only 5-7 other bodies appear from canal behind BDR naturally floating. IT WAS BECAUSE ABOUT 32 KILLERS WERE TAKEN AWAY BY THOSE AMBULANCES.
• Next morning there is no sign of bodies. Bodies and mass graves are discovered after army and fire brigade (fire brigade boss is a brigadier of army) enter into pilkhana late in the morning.
• Size and depth of mass graves indicate that killers used the whole night to dig those and also to FLY AWAY from PILKHANA. only about 200 fools of BDR were left at Pilkhana.
• Nanok in a media briefing in front of Pilkhana declares that "It was a big conspiracy" and lac lac crore taka were distributed in Pilkhana." DEAR MEDIA, HE WAS RIGHT. BECAUSE EACH DAD WORKING AT PILKHANA GOT TK 25 LAC between 22 and 24th February, distributed by nanok's men.
6. you see how brutally the representative of Bangladeshi people, elected just 50 days back-- sahara, nanok, mirza azam and jalil...all of them ensured that your officers and their familes, the officers of Bangladeshi people, are killed and molested. Only about 37 or 57 offiecers were killed in our War of Liberation 1971 by pakistanis in 9 months. and our own ministers and MPs ensured that more than 140 officers and families are killed in about 24 hours!!! What an achievement of our nation!!

7. BCS officers in BDR, and no officer from army, would ensure that another Rakhkhi Bahini could be in the making.

8. added fuel to the fire was the corruption of DG and other very few officials in 'operation daal vaat'. we regret that and we apologise to the nation.

9. It is now clear that nanak and DAD tauheed had been communicating each other for last 1 month plus.
They r classmates.
your home minister and nanak arranged the safe exit of all 13-14,000 BDR troops from Pilkhana throughout the night.

Bangladesh army was not allowed to fire on the plea that "peaceful negotiation' was going on. we are servant of govt. we can't but abide by orders.

If we were allowed to enter Pilkhana even at 4pm on 25th february, we could save many innocent lives. ask the people from the area/village of the dead officers. they all will say that those were our golden sons of the soil.....truly so. they prove it in UN missions. that is why Bangladesh is the largest troops contributing country to UN. it is not India, Pakistan, US, Canada...it is poor Bangladesh! how strange........!!!!!

We are not asking you to believe this email. We are requesting you to use your judgement.

Please let the People of Bangladesh know what your judgement say. Do something for the nation...in exchange of 140+ lives of your families....your officers...your sisters...martyred at Pilkhana by .......

If your judgement concludes that what were said in this mail in the name of Allah are true, please forward to all possible contacts. Let the world know what you understand to be the truth.. it is your responsibility as a human being. is not it?



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