Wednesday, September 9, 2009

[ Noakhali Online Group ] An islamic joke?

An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!



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[greater_noakhali] An islamic joke?

An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!



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Re: [ Noakhali Online Group ] Dangerous Shampoo and other daily use items in the market.

Thanks Mr. Shohid. We need growth of consciousness among our people about food and product adulteration. So every time I try to give this type of messages and in this way you r another companion of mine.    




--- On Wed, 9/9/09, Shohid <shohid_rezwan@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Shohid <shohid_rezwan@yahoo.com>
Subject: [ Noakhali Online Group ] Dangerous Shampoo and other daily use items in the market.
To: "noakhali group" <noakhali@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009, 10:41 AM






 Dangerous Shampoo!!!
Banned By Dubai Government!!


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Sodium Laureth Sulfate


SLS

CLEAR
, FRUCTIS ,
Vo5
, Palmolive, Paul Mitchell, L'Oreal, Body Shop


All these Shampoos use a chemical called SLS which is actually a floor cleaner. They are used so as to produce more foam.


Imagine what a floor cleaner can do to you hair and scalp. It will damage the very roots of your scalp.
Check out for SLS in toothpaste too!!!
Use the ones which are free from this extremely harmful chemical.
Type in 'SLS Free Shampoo' or 'SLS Free Toothpaste' in Google.Com to get a list of companies selling safe products

Attention please.......


Don't eat Kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't believe burn Kurkure n U can see plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!!!!
Inform all whom you think requires this message as they eat Kurkure.


News report from Times of India

Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous
§ D Cold
§ Vicks Action- 500
§ Actifed
§ Coldarin
§ Cosome
§ Nice
§ Nimulid
§ Cetrizet-D


They contain
Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which causes strokes, and these tablets are banned by FDA in U.S...



Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)


Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at signals.....
Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals.
They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM!


Please forward to all. This may be helpful for someone............